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Nevyn

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About Nevyn

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Nescopeck, 18635

Joined: 15 years ago on 10/10/04
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Nevyn is currently piloting PIONEER VIOLENCE with BaltimoreLauren

PIONEER VIOLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Luck Choke-Hold of Joyfulness
  • Inefficient Knuckles Inferno of Blood

DOSSIER: Job is is to confuse Kaiju and supply helpful counseling services to civilians. Cannot be damaged by gentle enemy attacks. Certainly historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Highway Asskicking, during which most of Texas was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. In the past, other Jaeger pilots have expressed concern over the pilots' sexual health. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have an unequaled ability to explode some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was a brillian scientist. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Decided to spend the next several seconds fucking people up in a secret youth hostel. Each withering beat-down was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that his sense of honor demanded.

Truly blossomed at Sweet Valley High where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a drunken sailor with sensual brutality, termed "Elegant Elephant Style", he soon gained the praise of instructors.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite impregnating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Refusing to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

Jealous people have described his combat aptitude style as "second-rate bullshit", while mostly everybody else has described it as "completely dope" and "some of the best Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton destroyed most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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