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Brittie

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About Brittie

Age: 25
Gender: F
Location: Clementon, NJ

Joined: 9 years ago on 10/16/04
Last Visit: 12 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I have returned to my beloved state of New Jersey! I'm a nerd with apparently no idea of what's going on anymore.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Race cars, over-use memes, cosplay, travel, cook, etc.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Wizard for hire, bar employee, certified bad ass, etc.”

What's your dream job?

“Something that requires minimal effort but pays plenty?”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I play tricks on drunk people at conventions.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Pretty much anyone.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think that they're a pain in the ass, but hey, I guess they can work.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Initial D, Outlaw Star, Sailor Moon, Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040, Chobits, Gundam Wing, Tenchi Muyo, Paranoia Agent, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, Full Metal Alchment, Full Metal Panic, Trigun, Wow, tons.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Metal, Eurobeat, Jrock, Jpop.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Playing rhythm based games (DDR, IIDX, Pop'n, Taiko no Tatsujin), driving simulators, cosplaying.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Possibly Katsucon, Otakon, AnimeNext, BOOTYCON?”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Bemani (DDR, IIDX, POP'N, etc.), Silent Hill, Half Life, Portal, Persona, lots of others.”

Steam Nickname

“lisagarland”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Zombie Panic, Left 4 Dead, Team Fortress, Counterstrike, Portal 2, etc.”

Jaeger Assignment

Brittie is currently piloting THROBBING ERUPTION with EBwiz

THROBBING ERUPTION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Fertility Foot Blast
  • Billion-Pound Seizure

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply suicidally-insane tax advice to friendly forces, even during the confusion of full-force battles. Perhaps that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Unyielding Magical when the pilots sacrificed two or three children in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to lovemaking abilities.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 19 that she had a sex change. Spent the next several seconds battling for her life in a secret alley. Each sexual yeast infection was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that that her sense of honor demanded.

Schooled at Oxford where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite infuriating her copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

Refusing to learn a lesson, she re-dedicated herself to embracing her inner sensuality and has been making some pretty good progress.

"Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything she taught you and adapt to the fucked-up situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you're fucked. Believe me, this is one pilot who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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