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Age: 30Gender: FLocation: Upper Darby, PA
Joined: 15 years ago on 10/20/04Last Visit: 13 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 430 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“chuck norris is my best friend”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I love hangin out with buddys”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“oi i'm a highschool student, in my.....3rd year? i'm just trying to get through school having as much fun as possible”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have a cardboard cut out of legolas and gimli that my friends are scared to death of (cause I have it standin at the top of the stairs) every time they come over they move them, best time when he was dressed up by my friend as a drag queen”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“anyone really, IM me to talk ^_^”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“cowboy bebop, kenshin, tenchi muyo, aquateen hunger force , megas XLR ,black jack”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“anything and everything, theres not one type of music that I do not like a song in, well maybe not country, but other than that everything, I can't really do anything in my life without it”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I cosplay,but I'm really bad at it and it costs a pretty penny so i'm tryin to stop”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“kosiakon, maybe that big ol' baltimore one”
Into games? List your favorites!
“soul calibur II (the best fighting game ever), kingdom hearts, zelda , sonic games, final fantasy, tomb raider, katamari damacy,thats all i can think about”
--- is currently piloting AUSTISTIC PHANATIC with B.O.D.Y. Outlaws
AUSTISTIC PHANATIC's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane massages to civilians. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Hercules, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing atomic missile to prolong Obamacare. During the Battle Of Philadelphia, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to show no signs of last night's anal pounding while simultaneously displaying outstanding lovemaking abilities. Sometimes, commanding officers have envied the pilots' oral hygiene. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of love and religion. Existence was transformed permanently when friends were seduced by her little brother. It was at the age of 23 that she swore revenge. Each surpising lesson was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that her parents expected from her.Unlocked her inner unicorn at Sweet Valley High where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite killing the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.Deciding to learn a lesson, she re-dedicated herself to embracing her inner sensuality and is basically doing alright."The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if she started touching herself a little more. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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