A Study in Pink Buster Machine No. 2913
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About A Study in Pink Age: 34 Gender: F Location: Chicago, IL Joined: 14 years ago on 10/28/04 Last Visit: 8 months ago Type: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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CUPCAKE EXCELLENCE with Juice
CUPCAKE EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:
Wondrous Choke-Hold Scorpion's Stomp
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply ferocious counseling services to other Jaeger pilots. Impervious to harsh criticism. Perhaps historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Frisky Cumberbatch, during which most of Los Angeles was destroyed in an effort to get laid. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have an unequaled ability to destroy some Kaiju heads.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with monks in the affluent swamps of Dayton. Not all that affected by the cyborg conversion of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 19 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds training her guts out in a hidden youth hostel. Each erotic yeast infection was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.
Found herself in some homeless guy's alleyway where she studied pretty much anything her voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius. During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite "accidentally" killing her mother. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really. Deciding to learn a lesson, she re-dedicated herself to partying like a true hero and has no fucking idea what she's doing. "Son, you, you can study the training videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you think you know and react to the fucked-up situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Believe me, this is one pilot who has mastered that." Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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