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Age: 31Gender: FLocation: Chicago, IL
Joined: 11 years ago on 10/28/04Last Visit: 2 months agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“The heart is the beatbox.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I watch netflix and drink my vitamins in a vodka cocktail”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Rounded corners and gradients are the user interface equivalent of feelings.”
What's your dream job?
“Doing exactly what I do but in London.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have 51st century pheromones.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“People who live by me!”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Never going to happen.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Shoujo Kakumei Utena, Monster, Claymore, Mushishi, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Haruhi, Hana Yori Dango, Lovely Complex, and I still love Sailor Moon, goddamnit.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I listen exclusively to pre-1979 Black Sabbath.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I'm in the process of selling all of my anime-related interests.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Acen, AC/BC, D*C”
Into games? List your favorites!
“There was a hole here. It's gone now.”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“MMOs are the devil and I don't want to be friends if you play them.”
A Study in Pink is currently piloting CUPCAKE EXCELLENCE with Juice
CUPCAKE EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply ferocious counseling services to other Jaeger pilots. Impervious to harsh criticism. Perhaps historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Frisky Cumberbatch, during which most of Los Angeles was destroyed in an effort to get laid. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have an unequaled ability to destroy some Kaiju heads.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with monks in the affluent swamps of Dayton. Not all that affected by the cyborg conversion of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 19 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds training her guts out in a hidden youth hostel. Each erotic yeast infection was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.Found herself in some homeless guy's alleyway where she studied pretty much anything her voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite "accidentally" killing her mother. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Deciding to learn a lesson, she re-dedicated herself to partying like a true hero and has no fucking idea what she's doing."Son, you, you can study the training videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you think you know and react to the fucked-up situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Believe me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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