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About neuroticred

Age: 43
Gender: F
Location: Virginia Beach, VA

Joined: 15 years ago on 11/17/04
Last Visit: 13 years ago
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“You're a bigger dork than me. Come on, we both know it. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Reading, sleeping, listening to the voices in my head....Actually, I do like to sing. I get songs stuck in my head, does that count as voices? ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I like working with kids, currently searching for a job. Know anybody who needs a babysitter?”

What's your dream job?

“Having a mini-daycare in my home with 4-5 kids to take care of.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Well, I have a Halloween candy bowl that grabs you when you try to take a piece of candy. And this one time, at band camp...well, I wasn't in band, but if I was I'm sure I'd have a story. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I've already met him :) As for new friends, as long as you're open-minded I think we'll get along. I like people in general, but I can embarass myself and others in public so you can't call me cool or anything. Can I call you Al?”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Well, I don't like the distance, but I like the relationship :) They work if you let them. Mine is no longer long distance, but hey - eventually you have to make a decision. I think it was the right one <3”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Monster, Wallflower, Boys Over Flowers, Utena, Sailor Moon, Hikaru no Go, Fushigi Yuugi, Generator Gawl, Flame of Recca, Maze, Crescent Moon, You're My Pet (Tramps Like Us...go figure on the name change) ... That's enough, right?”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Stuff they played at the original Lilith Fair, and random j-rock/pop. Generally not Miyavi or Gackt - sorry :/”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like watching...Not much else. I used to collect cels, but it's just too expensive. I like plushies, though, and if they ever make anime lunch boxes with a thermos I'll be ALL over that. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I do Neko, Katsu, and Otakon regularly...2005 will also have AMA & maybe AWA. ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I like cards. Popcap.com games. I used to play Frogger....”

Other Online Gaming Info

“popcap”

Jaeger Assignment

neuroticred is currently piloting RESOURCEFUL JUGGERNAUT with Elvis

RESOURCEFUL JUGGERNAUT's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Quadruple-Bodycheck Assault
  • Ear-Mounted Machete Storm

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply courageous blowjobs to civilians, even during the melancholy of sexual brawls. Cannot be damaged by sensitive Kaiju. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without murdering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of organic vegetables and beatings. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 6 that she had a sex change. Gradually, she mastered the secrets of oral hygeine. Each sexual yeast infection was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that her parents expected from her.

Was accepted to Harvard despite being addicted to blowjobs because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite annoying the shit out of the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.

When the dust settled after the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to Head Badass by her first grade teacher.

"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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