Mel Buster Machine No. 3021
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About Mel Age: 29 Gender: M Location: , AK Joined: 13 years ago on 11/21/04 Last Visit: 2 years ago Type: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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“Guys or girls!”
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“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
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Mel is currently piloting
CURSED WHIPPERSNAPPER with pamelaNeko
CURSED WHIPPERSNAPPER's special combat abilities are known to include:
Barracuda's Black Hole Generator Sixty Four-Blast Seizure
DOSSIER: Job is is to upset Kaiju and supply helpful massages to civilians. During the Battle Of Yankee Stadium, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to maintain an emotionless expression while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by robots in the affluent suburbs of Pittsburgh. Not really devastated by the death of some shitty cat when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Spent the next several hours sleeping in a hidden comic book store. Each sexual lesson was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Slept with a village of hobos despite being completely blind because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?. During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing success despite impregnating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all. Deciding to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and has no fucking idea what he's doing. "People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. And trust me, this is one pilot who understands that." Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.