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DreamsInChrome

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About DreamsInChrome

Age: 41
Gender: M
Location: Bowling Green, OH

Joined: 15 years ago on 11/24/04
Last Visit: 14 years ago
Type: Lifetime Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Greetings and Hallucinations...”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Play pool, brew beer, cook, find new uses for curry, torment my two cats, pickle meats, create general mayhem...”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Temporarily Unemployed, Communications Major with a concentration on Rhetoric and an Asian Studies Minor”

What's your dream job?

“United States Senator”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Decided to move to Ohio on a whim without any research on the matter”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone who isn't afraid of a *fill in the blank*”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“No Problems with them”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Macross (All), Tenchi, Vampire Hunter D, Cowboy Bebop, Urusei Yatsura ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching Anime, Collecting Ryo-Ohki and Macross related items.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“AX05 if I can find the vacation time, Ohayocon...”

Into games? List your favorites!

“DOA Series, City of Heroes, Baldur's Gate, and when I am away from my home, lots of Billiards.”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“RaptorBait”

Jaeger Assignment

DreamsInChrome is currently piloting RUMBLING RUFFIAN with Craig

RUMBLING RUFFIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Sixty Four-Dropkick Flood
  • Divine Nipple Caress

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply courageous counseling services to other Jaegers, even during the melancholy of undercover combat. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Secret Nightmare, during which most of Brazil was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and live to explode some Kaiju reproductive organs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a travelling Gypsy. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 23 that he had a sex change. Eventually, he learned the secrets of Hokuto Shinken. Each suprisingly filthy fuck-up was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Unlocked his inner unicorn at Yale where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked failure despite "accidentally" killing his best friend. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Head Badass by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot worse at embracing my love if he started touching himself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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