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ItemYour very own cow
From: Retor
Retor says: "Moooooo"
ItemSwashbuckler's Eyepatch. Custom-Made. Arrr!
From: Retor
Retor says: "Yaaaaar!"
ItemCursed Videotape. Seven days starting.... NOW.
From: dingo17
dingo17 says: "It's big scary boob pron I stole from Bryan. ENJOY."
ItemKonoha Ninja Forehead Protector named "Center piece for spaceinvaders next costume"
From: Rikkimaru
Rikkimaru says: "This is for being so hot."
ItemChia Mr. T named "Don't touch the hair, motherfucker!"
ItemEQUIPPED: Semi-Offensive Engrish T-Shirt named "Silly Americans, kanji is for the Japanese!"
ItemBento Box named "Freebirds' burrito babies are better."
From: dingo17
dingo17 says: "Because we all need a little brain food."
ItemHide (Orange) named "Sparklies! I need more orange sparklies!"
From: mochihead
mochihead says: "Hide needs some expert help! Please help him!"
ItemLoose Socks named "That's funny, they were pink in the catalog..."
From: mochihead
mochihead says: "No more frozen Texas toes for you, missy!"
ItemYour very own cow named "Mad Cow Mange: "MoooOOoooOooo""
From: mochihead
mochihead says: "Much Better than Salmonella Bananas!"

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