|A Really Sharp Pointy Thing|
|Alucard's Jackal named "Look How Long My Shaft Is..."|
|Hi-Potion named "Hi."|
DP2000 says: "Hi, what's up?"
|EQUIPPED: Espionage Codec named "This is Snake. Can you hear me now? Good!"|
dingo17 says: "Call me baby, anytime, anywhere!"
|Technique scroll: "Bitch Slap"|
|JIF. (Choosy moms choose this) named "NUTT BUTTER. mm mmm good!"|
JTARI says: "pls 2 be takin pictars only wearing thiz plz"
|Ticket for the Man Train|
Oblivion620 says: "i have no idea...maybe this will come in handy for you"
|Keys to the Pussy Wagon named "Baby, you can drive my car."|
From: A Study in Pink
A Study in Pink says: "Ladies, start your engines!"
|Kumquat named "a naughty sounding name, which this fruit is not"|
Gally says: "QuatKum"
|Hello Kitty Vibrator named "it's a BACK MASSAGER. gawwwd."|
Ikirus says: "For emergencies and when your boyfriend isn't around."
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