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Age: 35Gender: MLocation: Garden Grove, CA
Joined: 15 years ago on 12/13/04Last Visit: 4 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 427 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hello! XD I said hello. Thats all! Actually umm well.. I'm a nice dood. I get along with lots of people.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“timotei timotei timoteeeeei. (¯ω ¯·)”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
“ahhh A ROCKSTAR! XD”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Don't have anything to say there. XD;;”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I'd like to meet a person who is honest and who can make me laugh. ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“OH NO YOU DIDN'T ”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Gintama,Code Geass,Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu,Lucky Star,Shijou Saikyou no Deshi Kenichi,Claymore,Nagasarete Airantou,Zero no Tsukaima, and many more! ”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Jrock and Jpop”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watching anime and J-rock *wooot*”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Anime expo, Sakura con, fanime, Anime Overdose, Animagic. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Odin Sphere, Rainbow Six Vegas, Ghost Recon 2, Final Fantasy Series, and many more! (>w<);;”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Counter Strike: Source, Call of Duty and Battlefield 2”
Laserkei is currently piloting CRIMSON THUNDER with ghost
CRIMSON THUNDER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaegers by improving their offensive capabilities. During the Battle Of Chicago, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding choice of personal grooming habits. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was deeply in love with her. Existence was transformed permanently when goldfish were killed by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Each surpising beat-down was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that his parents expected from him.Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a painful recurring prolapse because of his burning passion to succeed.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid triumph despite "accidentally" killing his mother. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Following the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.Critics have described his robot piloting style as "amateur weaksauce", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "basically his new religion" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Arnold Schwartzeneggar invaded my face."Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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