Laserkei

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Garden Grove, CA

Joined: 14 years ago on 12/13/04
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Laserkei is currently piloting CRIMSON THUNDER with ghost

CRIMSON THUNDER's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Judgement Uppercut of Luck
• Shark's Arrow of Despair

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaegers by improving their offensive capabilities. During the Battle Of Chicago, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding choice of personal grooming habits. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was deeply in love with her. Existence was transformed permanently when goldfish were killed by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Each surpising beat-down was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that his parents expected from him.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a painful recurring prolapse because of his burning passion to succeed.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid triumph despite "accidentally" killing his mother. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Following the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

Critics have described his robot piloting style as "amateur weaksauce", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "basically his new religion" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Arnold Schwartzeneggar invaded my face."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.