Rubber Nipple Salesman

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“i thought i knew everything. i thought i had read every single panel of leisuretown. but it took me until 2011 to realize "shave your nuts and meet me in the john" came from leisuretown. i failed.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“i'm turning an NES into a cigar humidor.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“artist, musician, fine woodworker, i compose a lot of trance, dance, and weird ethnic sorts of music. currently restoring a banjo ukulele i trash picked.”

What's your dream job?

“i wanna be marco in metal slug, eat pork and get fat. I want the gun that launches exploding zombie dogs.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“i own a real doll that looks exactly like Orihime Inoue, except with a penis.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“someone to be the otis to my henry. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“they can work. maybe. had one that didn't. prove me wrong.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“bleach, durarara, kekkaishi, full metal alchemist, crayon shin-chan, flcl, ninja scroll, guyver, neon evangelion, cashhern, deadman wonderland.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“anything electronic except house indie rock new age ambient bluegrass dance hall mimes being hit with a shovel *no top 40”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“since getting a ps3 i barely fap anymore. After getting killed 25 times in CoD by a 12 year old my testosterone level is somewhere around 0.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“there's a convention in my pants and you're all invited. philly steampunk convention if it happens.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“assassins creeds, homefront, CoDs, dead rising 2, WoW (but not so much anymore), katamari damacy, anything 8 bit. I also like to pretend i'm an 11 year old girl in yahoo chat rooms.”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“ps3: oberstgeneral”

Other Online Gaming Info

“I like to play lots of games in yahoo chat where i am a 13 year old boy.”