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Bushido

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About Bushido

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Chicago, IL

Joined: 14 years ago on 12/19/04
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hi. I am the very model of a modern major-general. ”

Current Relationship Status

“Seeing some people, not tied down.”

What do you do for fun?

“ I compete in martial arts events.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I make programs that enable people to make money. ”

What's your dream job?

“To work somewhere where i wont feel like slaying my co-workers (still true in 2k10)”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“welp, i had a sparing match against a stunt double of Angel from Buffy the Vampire ..... He lost by withdrawl.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“intelligence and honesty are important”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“been there done that. they normally arent fun..”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Record of Lodoss Wars ,, Gundam W, Trigun(manga),cowboy bebop. Bubblegum crisis 2040, rouroni kenshin ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“none. me and free drinks only results in good time 1:3.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“RPGS only. StarCraft2 was a disapointment”

Jaeger Assignment

Bushido is currently piloting MUSCULAR LUMBERJACK with Remya

MUSCULAR LUMBERJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Sixty Four-Tackle Barrage
  • Billion-Tackle Barrage Armageddeon

DOSSIER: Role is to unleash furious offense intended to embarrass the Kaiju by destroying their assholes. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Sword, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to get laid. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and live to take a huge shit on some Kaiju feelings.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by some serious assholes in the tranquil foothills of Tanzania. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 19 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each grueling day was a step closer to the kind of shit that that his sense of honor demanded.

Found himself in some homeless guy's alleyway where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite infuriating a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.

Refusing to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at something other than this if he started touching himself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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