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Cosgrove

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About Cosgrove

Age: 48
Gender: M
Location: Frisco, TX

Joined: 12 years ago on 12/29/04
Last Visit: 41 days ago
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“As I write the most movie reviews for OB, you would guess correctly that I like watching movies.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Play video games, read, drink”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a programmer working for myself right now. Mostly web applications.”

What's your dream job?

“To write movie scripts”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I hired Booty for a job when he was still in college because he liked playing video games.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People interested in Asian culture and entertainment, like to talk about movies and games in general and aren't jackasses.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“In the age of the internet, long-distance friends is fine, but intimate ones blow chunks. Inevitably you drift apart without contact.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Anything by Miyazaki, Naruto, Shonen Jump, Guu, Ebichu. I grew up on Speed Racer, Battle of the Planets and Macross, but it was Nausicaa that cemented my love of anime for life.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I love most music except for Country/Western. Primarily you'd catch me listening to electronic stuff like Orbital or metal bands such as Nevermore and Hansel und Gretyl”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I love watching most anime and reading manga and especially Asian films as you may notice from my reviews.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I used to go to Otakon all the time, but now that I live in Texas I'm getting I'm more likely to make it to cons in the Dallas area. Fujitsu puts on a nice Japanese Festival every year that's neat.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“World of Warcraft, Half-Life, Final Fantasy Tactics”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Cosgrove Gore”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World of Warcraft”

Jaeger Assignment

Cosgrove is currently piloting HORRID AMBITION with Basillica

HORRID AMBITION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Cobra's Uppercut
  • Bumblebee's Battle-Axe

DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform surgical offense designed to confuse the Kaiju by pulverizing their limbs. Often, the pilots' parents have complimented the pilots' alcohol tolerance. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and live to aggressively fuck some Kaiju feelings.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was deeply in love with her. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 23 that he discovered bathing. As time progressed, he learned the techniques of drinking. Each withering day was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Schooled at M.I.T. where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid affair despite annoying the shit out of his mother. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to bat boy for the Mets by by popular demand.

Experts have described his robot piloting style as "embarrassing bullshit", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the best Jaeger piloting since Arnold Schwartzeneggar sexually dominated a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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