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Shion

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About Shion

Age: 35
Gender: F
Location: ????????, ?????

Joined: 15 years ago on 01/01/05
Last Visit: 15 years ago
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello ^^ This is a 19 y.o. Italian girl... used to be totally osbessed with anime and manga... just a regular fan now ^^;;”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“writing, reading, painting, travelling, watching movies...”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Students of Oriental languages and Cultures at Venice University (Italy)”

What's your dream job?

“Being a writer (as if...)”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I own a funny cat...”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Nadia, Rayearth, anything by CLAMP and Ai Yazawa, Versailles no bara, Lady Georgie, and more recent stuff like Witch Hunter Robin, Kenshin, Fruits Basket and Angel Sanctuary”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I stopped going to cons a while ago. My last convention was Big Apple Anime Fest in NYC 2 years ago, that was FUN!”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Final Fantasy X, Kingdom hearts”

Jaeger Assignment

Shion is currently piloting MAIDEN COMET with AgentGinrei

MAIDEN COMET's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Heavenly Crossbow
  • Unstoppable Punch

DOSSIER: Job is to supply overwhelming offense designed to insult the Kaiju by fucking up their genitals. Cannot be damaged by sensitive Kaiju. As we all know historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Resilient Hogwarts, during which most of Antarctica was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. Everybody agrees: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to lovemaking abilities.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by robots in the tranquil suburbs of Dayton. Not all that aroused by the death of father while masturbating. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. Gradually, she mastered the art of drinking. Each sexual day was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Schooled on the streets where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a tiger with sensual brutality, termed "Ferocious Armadillo Style", she soon gained the praise of some homeless guy.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane affair despite "accidentally" killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Head Badass by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

So-called experts have described her robot piloting style as "second-rate dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "completely dope" and "some of the most heroic stuff since Gen. George Patton ravaged nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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