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Age: 30Gender: FLocation: Brooklyn, NY
Joined: 12 years ago on 01/20/05Last Visit: 8 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 203 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt....”
What do you do for fun?
“Sometimes I go grocery shopping, so I don't starve. And sometimes I go to Best Buy and cry because I have no money. And I watch 'Mad About You.' Every day.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Well, by day, I pretty much sulk around and write poems, and by night, I pretty much sulk around and draw cartoons. Productive, I know. ”
What's your dream job?
“well.....I don't know, really. An actress, or a cartoonist, or an archaeologist, maybe...damn that sexy Doctor Jones...”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“'Cancer Is Magical' has been my online forum name for years, and this past January, I was actually diagnosed with cancer. THE IRONY!”
Which gender are you interested in?
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I'm here as a ninja embassador to the pirates. I mean, c'mon....ninjas, pirates, we're all dishonored theives, can't we get along?”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I don't think about them, because they suck. I need kisses. You can't give good kisses if you're three states away.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“If by anime, you mean 8 year old boys.....”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Porcupine Tree will save rock and roll from curling up into a ball and crying itself to death. They are awesome. I also enjoy: The Dave Matthews Band, Simon and Garfunkel, Soul Coughing, Ben Harper, Dramarama, Blind Melon, Counting Crows...”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“One time, I started eating Tabasco flavored Cheez-Its while I was playing Chrono Trigger, and became completely addicted. And then every store in my area stopped selling them. I still have flashbacks. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“There's a lot of dorks at cons, right? I'm too cool for that. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“I like to play scrabble and use lots of dirty words. Like poo. ”
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