J-Rock Buster Machine No. 3272
Leave a Comment
About J-Rock Age: 37 Gender: M Location: Wilmington, DE Joined: 11 years ago on 02/09/05 Last Visit: 5 years ago Status: Airlocked Type: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
Contact InformationContact information, such as a Member's e-mail and instant messenger information, can only be viewed by other Members! If you're already a Member, use the login form on the left side of the screen, or click here to log in. If you're not a Member yet, why not join us and be a part of the fun? Did You Know? You've viewed their Profile 5015 times Would You Hit It? Would J-Rock?
[current user isn't logged in]
Tell Us About Yourself...
Current Relationship Status
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
J-Rock is currently piloting
SPECTACULAR BASTARD with The Goddamn Ba
SPECTACULAR BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
Hummingbird's Staff Austistic Club
DOSSIER: Likes to help other Jaegers by fortifying their weapons power. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of organic vegetables and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Soon, he mastered the art of sexually transmitted diseases. Each erotic fuck-up was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.
Unlocked his inner unicorn at Sweet Valley High where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a seasoned expert with senseless sensuality, termed "Ferocious Armadillo Style", he soon gained the praise of his master. After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite "accidentally" killing his mother. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was incinerated. Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and as usual, is really shitting the bed. Experts have described his Jaeger tactics style as "embarrassing ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "basically his new religion" and "some of the best Jaeger piloting since Mike Tyson ravaged Barcelona." Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.