J-Rock

Age: 40
Gender: M
Location: Wilmington, DE

Joined: 15 years ago on 02/09/05
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Status: Airlocked
Type: Lifetime Member
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J-Rock is currently piloting SPECTACULAR BASTARD with The Goddamned Batman

SPECTACULAR BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Hummingbird's Staff
• Austistic Club

DOSSIER: Likes to help other Jaegers by fortifying their weapons power. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of organic vegetables and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Soon, he mastered the art of sexually transmitted diseases. Each erotic fuck-up was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.

Unlocked his inner unicorn at Sweet Valley High where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a seasoned expert with senseless sensuality, termed "Ferocious Armadillo Style", he soon gained the praise of his master.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite "accidentally" killing his mother. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

Experts have described his Jaeger tactics style as "embarrassing ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "basically his new religion" and "some of the best Jaeger piloting since Mike Tyson ravaged Barcelona."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.