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White_Rose_Oni

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About White_Rose_Oni

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: Livermore, CA

Joined: 9 years ago on 02/14/05
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello I am teh Oni and I am a convention whore... I love Jrock and n'stuff... I love parties and am a social butterfly. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“what ever and who ever i can get ahold of... As of late I've been out like every night. I'm either in SF, bar hopping in Livermore, or at a party somewhere... occasionally I am home.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“As of now communithy college... I am studying to be a translator of japanese.”

What's your dream job?

“Massage therapy... i love healing. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“.... i say nothing :blush: ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Life is meant for experiece why limit myself?”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“... Been in one... they are so troublesome... but I guess if you are determined.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Petshop of Horrors, El Hazard, Outlaw Star, Fruits Basket, Suki, Blue Submerine Num. 6, Fushigi Yugi, Fate-Stay Night, Full Metal Alchememist, Gun X Sword, D.N.Angel, DearS, Ichigo 100%, Aishiteruze Baby, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu, Sailor Moon, ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“everything... but Jrock dominates... Diru, MUCC, D'spairsRay, Malice Mizer, Kozi, Aural Vampire, D'spairsRay, I recently descovered BAAL.... sooo good.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Yaoi, RPG's umong many other things.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I've been to tons but the next one is prolly Jrock con.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Chrono series, Final Fantasy series, Lufia series, Lunar, King of Fighters series, Street fighter series, Tetris Attack, Secret of Mana, Legend of Dragoon, DDR, TLoZ, Guilty Gear, Star Ocean, Silent Hill *specially 3*, Contact, Perfect Dark, ”

Jaeger Assignment

White_Rose_Oni is currently piloting SCAMPERING DANGER with Sailor_Angry_Shoujo

SCAMPERING DANGER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Ill-Advised Cutlass
  • Dolphin's Missiles

DOSSIER: Role is to unleash intense offense intended to attack the Kaiju by fucking up their reproductive organs. During the Battle Of Baltimore, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to party while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they piss all over the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was a brillian scientist. Profoundly affected by the death of some shitty cat while masturbating. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Eventually, he totally failed to unlock the techniques of drinking. Each withering day was a step toward being less of an asshole that his parents expected from him.

Truly blossomed at Stanford where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite impregnating his mother. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

Refusing to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and has been making some pretty good progress.

"Listen up, rookie, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything he taught you and adapt to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, you're fucked. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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