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About Kaziel

Age: 39
Gender: M
Location: Emeryville, CA

Joined: 15 years ago on 02/21/05
Last Visit: 20 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 258 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Yar har fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright with me, do what you want because a pirate is free, you are a pirate!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Play video games, read (manga and novels), watch anime, role-play, rock climbing”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Security Guard. It's thrilling...”

What's your dream job?

“Working on becoming a police officer!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They are hard... having been in a few, the two people really have to be dedicated...”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Hajime No Ippo”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“For anime/manga, I like pretty much anything, even some shojo stuff. I'm more partial to manga than anime, b/c it's usually goes through less editing these days *coughOnePiececough*. I like MMOs, FPSs, and RTS video games, and some RPGs as well. ^^”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“KublaCon - A gaming con in South SF Bay”

Into games? List your favorites!

“World of Warcraft, Half-Life 2, Doom III, Warcraft III, the early games in the FF series (7 and 8 I didn't like), as for RPGs, I like D&D 4thEd.”

Steam Nickname


Jaeger Assignment

Kaziel is currently piloting SLASHER SHOCKER with TheColonel

SLASHER SHOCKER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Dynamite Wedgie Tantrum
  • Butt-Mounted Sword

DOSSIER: Job is to unleash furious offense designed to destroy the Kaiju by destroying their emotions. In the past, homeless men have heaped praise upon the pilots' oral hygiene. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will really bum you out unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to lovemaking abilities.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of love and religion. Life didn't really change much when goldfish were fellated by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Gradually, he totally failed to unlock the techniques of martial arts. Each grueling fuck-up was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that his sense of honor demanded.

Found himself at the school of hard knocks where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite infuriating his mother. According to survivors, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

Jealous people have described his partying style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "basically his new religion" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Godzilla invaded most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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