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Age: 41Gender: FLocation: Los Angeles, CA
Joined: 13 years ago on 02/27/05Last Visit: 3 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“If you've read my posts, it's only fair that you know I'm usually drunk when I post. I'm not a nice girl. ”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“work. drink. remodel house. drink. dance at goth/industrial clubs. drink. work. have one-night-stands....oh wait. I don't do that anymore.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a High School Shop Teacher. ”
What's your dream job?
“I'm living the dream, baby!”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I worked a brief stint as a human pincushion/fire eater in a sideshow troupe.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“people that I don't feel the need to cock-punch whenever they speak.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They totally suck ass, even if it's an open relationship and you have a lot of disposable income to spend on plane tickets.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Spirited Away, and everything else by studio Ghibli.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Industrial, EBM, Synthpop”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Goth-Lolita sewing is my primary addiction right now. as far as anime goes, it's whatever Cromwell and Spyrral subject me to. And tentacle porn! I love the tentacle porn....”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“nada until next summer.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“pokemon. it's seriously the only game I like. Except for this really old microprose game called "birth of the federation," which I have a love/hate relationship with.”
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