Tell Us About Yourself...
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Sup dudes this is a little about myself, I have internet superpowers because I am a master of the internet. Everyone knows this so you better check yourself before you wreck yourself because a goatse on your screen is bad for your health.”
What do you do for fun?
“Jumpkicks, sing in the car, practice voices in the car, drive. Eat delicious food. Drink. Be internet funny. Seek new and exciting and strage things to be confused by on the internets. Make new internet friends. Make fun of stupid people.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a Flash hax0r. I'm a multimedia producer - I make flash games and facebook apps.”
What's your dream job?
“Being the director of a productive artists commune in which my friends and I focus our creative energies to create quality entertainment while all living in harmony. Oh yes, I'd have a mansion and a harem, too. I would be fed spaghettios and drink.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have both done and have owned your mom. Wow, that works out well!”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Only radical people. I only have time in my life to meet radical people. If you are not radical, or even have doubts, don't bother because I ain't goin out like no sucker.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Been there, done that. No shame. I've seen them both work out, and fail miserably, (more latter then former.) If you can pull it off, go for it. I personally don't think that the human body was designed to be denied physicality for long times.”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“FLCL looks cool, OMFgoddess move is really awesome because angels are cyber. Eye candy, violence, hot girls.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“80's Music, 90's Music, Beastie Boys, Beck, Benny Benassi, Billy Joel, Chemical Brothers, Chiptunes, Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Dance Music, Disco, Electric Six, Fear Factory, Fatboy Slim, Gnarles Barkley, Hurra Torpedo, and I ran out of room...”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I am not one of you, I come from an ancient time. I'm known as the Golden Suitcase Boy. Anime is ok because sometimes the girls are really hot, but real girls are really hot. I like explosions and robots and hot girls, with decent sized breasts.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“AnimeExpo, Penny Arcade Expo, ANOMU CON CNARNE”
Into games? List your favorites!
“No way games suck psyche games rule. Hmm, how about one per console! River City Ransom, Actraiser, Herzog Zwei, Bloody Roar, Bioforge, Gran Tourismo 4. Of course this is not nearly all of them but I am going to run out of room soon so I need to ma”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“Played WoW like it was my job, not so much anymore. Been playing a TON of League of Legends, and a little SC2”