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Remya

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About Remya

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Norfolk, VA

Joined: 14 years ago on 03/02/05
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Anything music-related (sing, listen, play), read, learn languages, put together legos with my dudes, play MTG”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I can finally say I'm a "real" nurse! ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I actually asked a stranger to bite me once at Rocky Horror, and he did. I guess that's funny...”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Emotionally stable, intelligent, honest people with great senses of humor/overall personalities.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Slayers. Kenshin. FMA. Ranma 1/2. And Excel Saga because it's just fucked.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Rock/alternative, pop, new age, metal, "goth"”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'm trying to be a big, bad gamer chick. I'm failing miserably at the moment, but I'm working on it.”

Jaeger Assignment

Remya is currently piloting MUSCULAR LUMBERJACK with Bushido

MUSCULAR LUMBERJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Sixty Four-Tackle Barrage
  • Billion-Tackle Barrage Armageddeon

DOSSIER: Role is to unleash furious offense intended to embarrass the Kaiju by destroying their assholes. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Sword, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to get laid. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and live to take a huge shit on some Kaiju feelings.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and gin. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Gradually, she learned the secrets of martial arts. Each surpising lesson was a step toward being less of an asshole that her heart yearned for.

Schooled in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a drunken sailor with never-before-seen speed, termed "Elegant Falcon Style", she soon gained the praise of instructors.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite infuriating her copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, she re-dedicated herself to embracing her inner sensuality and has been making some pretty good progress.

Haters have described her combat aptitude style as "embarrassing dick-slapping", while others have described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Bruce Lee destroyed my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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