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Age: 38Gender: MLocation: Morris Plains, NJ
Joined: 14 years ago on 03/06/05Last Visit: 5 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 555 days from now
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“Although I am a lawyer, I am not your lawyer. Anything I post is not intended as, and should not be construed as, direct legal advice to you nor does it create attorney-client privilege.”
What do you do for fun?
“I'm starting my own law firm and consulting firm. Do you need a lawyer?”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
“Senator; Ambassador; super-lawyer; tinker-baritone-lawyer-spy”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone with powers...Political powers!”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“What do you think about bad ideas?”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Other than Negima, I don't do it anymore. ”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Who left you hanging on that peg all alone? You look near mint to me babe and I wanna make you my own, I wanna be your captain, my Pon Farr is a-risin'! So step on over here girl, my love is enterprisin'!”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Let's hit the dealer's room and get you something fine...that collectors bust of Cthulhu reminds me of how you blow my mind...Now let me take you dancing in my best Starfleet dress uniform, you'll want to tap my mana once you've seen me perform”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“No cons, never again - I got out of the industry after four years and I never felt the need to go back in. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Smash Brothers. Final Fantasies. Tales of ____________ series. WiiSports. Zelda. ”
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