Athena

Age: 36
Gender: F
Location: Brooklyn, NY

Joined: 14 years ago on 03/07/05
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Athena is currently piloting WILDEBEEST CARBUNCLE with DevCore

WILDEBEEST CARBUNCLE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Joyfulness Bodyslam
• Groin-Mounted Laser Assault

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply tricky repair services to civilians, even during the heartbreak of night-time brawls. As we all know historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Magical Derelict, during which most of Texas was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. At times, experienced Jaeger pilots have envied the pilots' dedication to partying. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and have one purpose, which is to break some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was an arms dealer. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 19 that she had a sex change. Spent the next several hours fighting for survival in a hidden temple. Each enchanting yeast infection was a step away from the ultimate revenge that that her sense of honor demanded.

Played first base for the Mets despite a painful recurring prolapse because of her immense determination.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid triumph despite killing Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to drinking a lot and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

"People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there partying, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you think you know and react to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, you're fucked. And trust me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.