lovestreet

Age: 37
Gender: F
Location: Soul, Soul

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lovestreet is currently piloting SCAMPERING SABRETOOTH with R4

SCAMPERING SABRETOOTH's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Invisible Arrow
• Quadruple-Caress Attack

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply ferocious massages to soldiers, even during the confusion of high-speed combat. As we all know historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Unyielding Nightmare, during which most of Washington D.C. was destroyed in an effort to get laid. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, pretty much any time you even look at it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and gin. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 5 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each sexual yeast infection was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that her parents expected from her.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a painful recurring prolapse because sometimes life is crazy like that.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of her copilot. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

In the aftermath of the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Head Badass by God himself.

"You, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Trust me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.