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Age: 51Gender: MLocation: Portland, OR
Joined: 14 years ago on 03/12/05Last Visit: 5 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 473 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I cook a whole hell of a lot. I miss my RPG campaigns, but I'll back to that soon enough. I now walk around places I haven't seen in a decade.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I kinda returned to the film industry after a 10 year absence; I am doing Concept Art, Creature Design and Storyboarding again, and as usual Sculpting. I now abuse Maya and Zbrush alot, and am still designing or sculpting for Morpheus International. ”
What's your dream job?
“What I do now; designing monsters for films, stare at a computer too long; draw, make toys and statuettes. And cook.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have nothing. Wow.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Anyone! Being funny and friendly really or any geeky stuff is a plus. Anyway, you never know who will turn out to be incredibly awesome. ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I'll make any mistakes needed as often as necessary.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Anime? I think anything Miyazaki, GITS, Planetes. Mostly into work by artist, and not just manga. Claire Wendling, Huante, Takayuki Takeya, Lee, Froud, Liberatore, Barbucci, Nirasawa, Katsuya Terada, Yuji Oniki, Hiroto Tanimoto, Tatsuyuki Tanaka.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Most anything Ambient. Bowie, Tom Waits, Yat Kha, Lights in a Fat City, Dead can Dance, Steve Roach, Vidna Obmana, Lycia, Love Spirals Downward, Stars of the Lid, Vir Unis, Zbigniew Preisner, Alio Die, Brioles, Guanobats, Deadbolt, etc.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I am reading Vagabond, and a lot of european comics right now, with some manga thrown in like Vagabond. No games at the moment.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“I liked the Fallout series, KOTOR, Halflife 2. Gonna try out The Force Unleashed this Christmas. I like most anything involving bags of dice.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Lord of the Rings Online. Yeah, don't laugh.”
lowcutskeleton is currently piloting BASTARD ERECTION with Britishly Delicious
BASTARD ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply much-needed blowjobs to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of full-force brawls. At times, homeless men have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to partying. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by wolves in the dangerous suburbs of Transylvania. Existence was transformed permanently when nipples were seduced by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 19 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each joyful lesson was a step away from being less of an asshole that that his sense of honor demanded.Played first base for the Mets despite being addicted to blowjobs because of his immense determination.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked affair despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.Deciding to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to drinking a lot and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.Jealous people have described his robot piloting style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the most heroic stuff since Gen. George Patton destroyed a bus-load of orphaned babies."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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