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Nurv

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About Nurv

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: Inglewood, CA

Joined: 14 years ago on 03/14/05
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm Dom. I live in southern Cali. Basketball player, temporary video game developer and QA tester, and etc etc.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Basketball, destroying computers, clubbing when the urge is there (rarely). Video game fan, so I might get into those a lot as well.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Part time athlete, no longer on scholarship. Working with a video game publisher and their developing company.”

What's your dream job?

“Sleeping.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Had a whole picnic of people attack one person with Super Soakers. Yeeep I planned it all. *evil finger crossing thing*”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Anyone who is fun-loving, or even as laid-back as I am. I enjoy a good time, so that can constitute a lot of things.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“No.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Samurai Champloo, GENSHIKEN!, Gungrave, Full Metal Alchemist, Naruto (manga and anime), One Piece (manga and anime), Shura no Toki, Rurouni Kenshin, GITS (movie and SAC)”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“ALMOST all kinds. (DnB, Rap, R&B, Old School R&B, some other genres, I'm pretty open to almost everything).”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching anime, hanging around otaku's since it's rare I find any out of their holes. Providing quality anime to the pokemon and etc crap anime watchers out there.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“AX2006, E3”

Into games? List your favorites!

“MMORPGs (Ragnarok Online, Wish, Dark ang Light), Real Time Strategy (Starcraft, Rise of Nations), First Person Shooters (Half Life, Quake, etc)”

Steam Nickname

“Nurv”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“wsgbane”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Team Fortress 2”

Jaeger Assignment

Nurv is currently piloting FERRET QUARTERBACK with StColaPop

FERRET QUARTERBACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Cheetah's Frying Pan
  • Mustache-Mounted Battle-Axe

DOSSIER: Role is to supply lightning-like offense designed to insult the Kaiju by speed-humping their emotions. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Flagrant Cumberbatch, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing concentrated energy blast to ensure Obamacare. We can safely say that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Magical Cumberbatch when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's orphans in order to save some dude's record collection. Often, spiritual advisors have wished that the pilots would improve their ability to chug a six-pack. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may cause incurable cancer every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with wolves in the tranquil suburbs of New York. Life didn't really change much when parents were kidnapped by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring hime here. It was at the age of 19 that he had a sex change. Gradually, he learned the secrets of sexually transmitted diseases. Each erotic lesson was a step away from the ultimate revenge that his heart yearned for.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a painful recurring prolapse because of his immense determination.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite killing basically everybody. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

Refusing to get a clue, he dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and has been making some pretty good progress.

Experts have described his partying style as "weak-ass weaksauce", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the best mayhem since Bruce Lee invaded a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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