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About stagewench

Age: 36
Gender: F
Location: Greensboro, NC

Joined: 15 years ago on 03/22/05
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Daddy's little homewrecker since 1983. Hey, I'm back? What's up? What'd I miss? Who'd I miss? ;D ”

Current Relationship Status

“Seeing some people, not tied down.”

What do you do for fun?

“Ice skating, dancing, reading, writing, drawing (I'm an arts geek).”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Currently attending college for a degree in Design and Technical Theatre Production”

What's your dream job?

“Stage Manager/Writer”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“The Penguin of Doom is homeless, now that I have a laptop.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Hey, d'ya hear about that long-distance relationship? I hear it's really long! And they sure have distance! (Yeah, I got nothing.)”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Slayers, Sorcerer Hunters, Saber Marionettes J, Fushigi Yuugi, MKR, Outlaw Star, Lodoss, Ceres, InuYasha (I don't want to hear it!), used to have a guilty addiction to Sailor Moon, but I got over it.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Just about anything.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'll watch any anime you put in front of me (at least once, anyway)...I role-play, I play Magic: the Gathering (or Crack: the Addiction, whatever you want to call it), Heroclix, Hackmaster, D&D, Amber...all that fun stuff”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I normally attend MACE, Stellarcon, and ConCarolinas, though I may be adding Animazement to that list soon...and whatever else I can scrape together the money to get to.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“You name it, I'll try it. Currently hooked on World of Warcraft.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World of Warcraft, Arthas and Feathermoon servers. Cylence or Yukandra on Arthas, Kithancia on Feathermoon.”

Jaeger Assignment

stagewench is currently piloting FESTERING MAJESTY with Biomix

FESTERING MAJESTY's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Million-Stomp Spasm
  • Satisfaction Jump-Kick of Darkness

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting friendly forces by multiplying their sexual power. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Unicorn, a plan to use a game-changing, secret fried chicken recipe to end erectile dysfunction. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Defiant Freedom, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to act like a total asshole pretty much any time you even look at it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and have an unequaled ability to break some Kaiju reproductive organs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and tough love. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 6 that she reached puberty. Reluctantly spent the next several hours training her guts out in a seriously shady basement. Each erotic yeast infection was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that her heart yearned for.

Played first base for the Mets despite excessive body odor because of her immense determination.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked failure despite "accidentally" killing Whoopi Goldberg. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Head Badass by her first grade teacher.

So-called experts have described her robot piloting style as "embarrassing dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the best stuff since gonhorrea ravaged your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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