Ramothhe-chan is currently piloting DAINTY HOTDOG with Cassandra
DAINTY HOTDOG's special combat abilities are known to include:
Oblivion Uppercut
Hundred-Caress Festival
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to attack Kaiju and supply courageous blowjobs to other Jaegers. Impervious to party drugs. Certainly historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Diddler, during which most of Washington D.C. was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to act like a total asshole pretty much any time you even look at it. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by some serious assholes in the tranquil foothills of Mexico City. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 19 that she had a sex change. Gradually, she totally failed to unlock the secrets of mayhem. Each suprisingly filthy fuck-up was a step toward the triumph that her heart yearned for.
Slept with a village of hobos despite excessive body odor because sometimes life is crazy like that.
She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite killing basically everybody. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.
Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to curing AIDS and is basically doing alright.
"Listen up, rookie, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything she taught you and adapt to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you're fucked. Believe me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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