BroBra

Age: 29
Gender: F
Location: Alexandria, VA

Joined: 14 years ago on 03/27/05
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BroBra is currently piloting STEAMY SABRETOOTH with nope

STEAMY SABRETOOTH's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Damnation Kick of Happiness
• Labia-Mounted Cutlass

DOSSIER: Role is is to upset Kaiju and supply perilous blowjobs to friendly forces. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Rimjob, during which most of Citizen's Bank Park was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and have an unequaled ability to aggressively fuck some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of encouragement and comic books. Existence didn't really change much when nipples were killed by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 23 that she swore revenge. Each enchanting fuck-up was a step away from being less of an asshole that that her sense of honor demanded.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite being completely blind because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a seasoned expert with depressingly inconsistent speed, termed "Invincible Falcon Style", she soon gained the praise of her master.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite infuriating a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Refusing to learn a lesson, she dedicated herself to shaving her pubes and is basically doing alright.

Critics have described her partying style as "embarrassing weaksauce", while others have described it as "awesome" and "some of the toughest mayhem since Godzilla ravaged a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.