Dio is currently piloting MYSTERIOUS BLIZZARD with pyr3_sayz
MYSTERIOUS BLIZZARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
Incredible Bomb Inferno
Leopard's Jump-Kick of Wrath
DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply intense offense designed to attack the Kaiju by slaughtering their faces. During the Battle Of Los Angeles, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to protect their friends while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to partying. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and have one purpose, which is to fingerbang some Kaiju heads.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of cocaine and religion. Deeply affected by the murder of his favorite hobo lover guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each surpising lesson was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that that his sense of honor demanded.
Slept with a village of hobos despite a total lack of bowel control because of having nothing better to do.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid affair despite "accidentally" killing his copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.
In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to Corporal by by popular demand.
Critics have described his robot piloting style as "embarrassing weaksauce", while others have described it as "completely dope" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Gen. George Patton ravaged Barcelona."
Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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