Asbestos

Age: 36
Gender: F
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joined: 15 years ago on 04/01/05
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Asbestos is currently piloting DILIGENT QUAKER with fernando21

DILIGENT QUAKER's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Dolphin's Dagger
• Joyfulness Bodycheck Storm

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply helpful tax advice to other Jaegers, even during the frenzy of full-force battles. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Unicorn, a plan to use a game-changing, new aggressive handjob technique to prolong psoraisis. Impervious to alcohol. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was an arms dealer. Existence threw a fucking curveball when friends were killed by her little brother. It was at the age of 6 that she swore revenge. Gradually, she learned the art of baking. Each enchanting moment was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.

Truly blossomed at Stanford where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing triumph despite annoying the shit out of her copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to shaving her pubes and has been making some pretty good progress.

"Buddy, you can study the training videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you're fucked. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.