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Age: 36Gender: FLocation: Philadelphia, PA
Joined: 15 years ago on 04/01/05Last Visit: 11 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hi. I'm still settling down after a fairly long-term relationship with Vermiculite, but I'm trying to find new people”
Current Relationship Status
“Seeing some people, not tied down.”
What do you do for fun?
“Just hanging around mostly, although if somebody gets me moving I'll go pretty much anywhere”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm in construction.”
What's your dream job?
“I'd like to do something that really gets me involved with other people”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I caused a scare that closed the High School I attend, and they didn't even kick me out of school for it!”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Almost anybody really...although I'd love to meet somebody who's still a student or in the automotive repair industry”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I prefer close relationships. The closer the better. But as long as we get to see each other every now and then...”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Mesothelioma Rider II, Ah! My Mesothelioma, and of course Naruthelioma”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“All of them. Every single one of them.”
Into games? List your favorites!
Asbestos is currently piloting DILIGENT QUAKER with fernando21
DILIGENT QUAKER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply helpful tax advice to other Jaegers, even during the frenzy of full-force battles. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Unicorn, a plan to use a game-changing, new aggressive handjob technique to prolong psoraisis. Impervious to alcohol. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was an arms dealer. Existence threw a fucking curveball when friends were killed by her little brother. It was at the age of 6 that she swore revenge. Gradually, she learned the art of baking. Each enchanting moment was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that that her sense of honor demanded.Truly blossomed at Stanford where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing triumph despite annoying the shit out of her copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to shaving her pubes and has been making some pretty good progress."Buddy, you can study the training videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you're fucked. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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