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Liscum

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About Liscum

Age: 45
Gender: F
Location: Long Beach, CA

Joined: 14 years ago on 04/12/05
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 527 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Sasha and I were fathered by the same mailman.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Roller derby. I get to knock some bitches down with my butt.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Still a vet tech/dominatrix. Not at the same time.”

What's your dream job?

“Serial killer.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I get info slap fights with Sasha. There are pictures to prove it.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“people who like stuff and do things”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Haven't attempted one farther than driving distance. ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Miyazaki! Woo! Evangelion,Tenchi Muyo, Ranma 1/2, and there will always be a special place in my heart for Sailor Moon”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“lots. Ranging from industrial/goth to classic rock to Irish music to stuff like Azure Ray, Tori. whatever. ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I heart comics. and action figures. And watch the assorted anime that Cromwell gives me.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I WANT to go to both Comicon and AX, but don't think I can afford either.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“not a gamer”

Other Online Gaming Info

“KoL”

Jaeger Assignment

Liscum is currently piloting SERAPHIM DRAGON with JessicaDru

SERAPHIM DRAGON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Twitterpated Nipple Bodyslam
  • Double-Choke-Hold Formation Volley

DOSSIER: Job is to unleash lightning-like offense intended to upset the Kaiju by pulverizing their assholes. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Magical Sword, a plan to use a game-changing, secret aggressive handjob technique to hopefully end erectile dysfunction. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and like nothing better than to smash some Kaiju reproductive organs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by robots in the dangerous swamps of Pittsburgh. Deeply affected by the painful goiter loss of grandmother at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 5 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several years fucking people up in a seriously shady field. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that her parents expected from her.

Truly blossomed at Oxford where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

Experts have described her Jaeger tactics style as "amateur dick-slapping", while others have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the most heroic stuff since my dad invaded nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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