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About Hagane_no_Shinobi

Age: 39
Gender: F
Location: Trenton, NJ

Joined: 15 years ago on 04/16/05
Last Visit: 13 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm what one would call a chibi. I love cosplay and going to anime cons and meeting new people. I'm a reverse camera whore in that i LOVE taking pictures and making movies of my friends. I love making costumes and challanging myself with it. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“cosplay, shop, play DDR, roll up the world on my giant katamari i keep in the closet”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work at DeVry University in North Brunswick”

What's your dream job?

“to work in a major television network but that dream is slowly fading away as I get older and realie it'll never happen”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“i once owned a shark named Sephiroth, and now i have a Betta named Seymour, i own Kadaj's sword, Reno's tazzer and Sora's keyblade”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“cool people X3 and fellow ninja's X3”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“been there, done that, not fun, never doing it again. though long distance flirting is still an option ^-^”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Angel Sanctuary, Yami no Matsuei, DNAngel, Fruits Basket, Get Backers, Chrno Crusade, One Piece, Peacemaker Kurogane, Slayers, Trinity Blood, Wei´┐Ż Kreuz, Blood+, and Bleach.... kinda”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“J-rock!!! XD my favorite band ever is L'arc en Ciel. I also have a great fondness for Psycho le Cemu and Ellegarden. As for American music, Goo Goo Dolls, Bon Jovi, Green Day and nearly ALL old school punk”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“ANYTHING FF7 related... anything >.> I do collect Dollfies, but for cosplay and Photography reasons.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Otakon(for one day), MangaNEXT - Secaucus, NJ, AnimeUSA - Arlington, VA, Zenkaicon - Philly, PA, Ohayocon - Columbus, Oh, AnimeNEXT - Secaucus, NJ, AnimeBoston”

Into games? List your favorites!

“FF7, FFX, Katamari Damacy, Tetris, Kingdom Hearts, the Sims, Kingdom Hearts 2, DDR, Naruto 3 & 4”

Jaeger Assignment

Hagane_no_Shinobi is currently piloting MYSTERIOUS TYPHOON with Bittersweet

MYSTERIOUS TYPHOON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Breast-Mounted Beam
  • Magnificent Foot Nippletwister

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply suicidally-insane blowjobs to friendly forces, even during the frenzy of undercover lovemaking. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Heroic Freedom, a plan to use an experimental, ancient concentrated energy blast to prolong struggle against Kaiju. We can safely say historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Highway Hercules, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. In the past, spiritual advisors have envied the pilots' lovemaking abilities. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to cause incurable cancer unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was an arms dealer. Life threw a fucking curveball when friends were fellated by her little brother. It was at the age of 6 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Gradually, she mastered the techniques of sexual touching. Each sexual moment was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Schooled at Yale where she studied pretty much anything her voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane failure despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

When the dust settled after the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Corporal by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.

"You, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the crazy situation right in front of you. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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