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Kaminabe

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About Kaminabe

Age: 38
Gender: M
Location: Virginia Beach, VA

Joined: 14 years ago on 04/30/05
Last Visit: 10 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Just your typical guy really. I'm originally from Dallas, TX, Stationed in VA Beach, VA & married to Moonlight Destiny.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Photography, MMORPGS, Image Editting, Working Out, Road Trips...”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Navy Imagery Interpreter”

What's your dream job?

“Oceanographer (It's the pirate's life for me, Dar!)”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I'm one of the few people who know what the Bull Moose Party was. (Served onboard the USS Theodore Roosevelt for 3.5 years.)”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“My fellow 1/4 Japanese brethren... I dunno”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're doable, pretty much how I met my wife.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Bastard!!, Flame of Recca, Hellsing, Otogi Zoshi, Requiem from the Darkness, Rune Soldier, Soul Hunter (just to name a few)”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Most anything hard and heavy. Girugamesh and Black Hole are my latest Asian Metal discoveries.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Attending cons, viewing anime / asian cinema, reading manga, manhwa and any other variant there is, listening to foreign music (not just asian.)”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Katsucon, Otakon, Anime USA, Nekocon & Anime Mid Atlantic.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“The Dynasty / Samurai Warriors series, Brain Age, Ever Quest 2, Ultima Online, Bard's Tale, Disgeia, The Sims, Star Ocean, Valkyrie Profile etc...”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Kaminabe”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Currently playing WoW (Durotan & Arthas). Used to play Ultima Online & Everquest 2.”

Jaeger Assignment

Kaminabe is currently piloting SEXUAL KANGAROO with Angeldust

SEXUAL KANGAROO's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Million-Haymaker Assault
  • Vengeance Suplex of Devastation

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply helpful massages to soldiers, even during the mayhem of desperate lovemaking. Impervious to expressing its feelings. During the Battle Of Chicago, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to perform handjobs while simultaneously displaying outstanding combat effectivness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with robots in the dangerous swamps of Hell itself. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step toward the triumph that his heart yearned for.

Found himself at Sweet Valley High where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a tiger with surprising speed, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", he soon gained the attention of pretentious assholes everywhere.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of his mother. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and is basically doing alright.

"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you think you know and react to the crazy situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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