Dusty Pockets

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Torrance, CA

Joined: 13 years ago on 05/01/05
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Dusty Pockets is currently piloting SERAPHIM MERMAID with Siglah

SERAPHIM MERMAID's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Headstrong Butt Wedgie
• Thousand-Nippletwister Seizure of Devastation

DOSSIER: Role is to unleash surgical offense intended to embarrass the Kaiju by fucking up their heads. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Highway Sword, a plan to use a fucked-up, new violent sexual onslaught to hopefully end psoraisis. Cannot be damaged by violent attacks. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by wolves in the tranquil swamps of Dayton. Profoundly devastated by the conversion to Islam of her favorite hobo lover because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 19 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds battling for her life in a filthy youth hostel. Each sexual beat-down was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that her heart yearned for.

Played first base for the Mets despite a total lack of bowel control because sometimes life is crazy like that.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite impregnating nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

In the aftermath of the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by her first grade teacher.

Haters have described her robot piloting style as "embarrassing ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "awesome" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since my dad ravaged a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.