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Age: 36Gender: FLocation: Torrance, CA
Joined: 15 years ago on 05/01/05Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 35 days from now
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“Thank you for the orgasms, I appreciate you taking the time out, and hope you'll consider me for future positions.”
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What do you do for fun?
“Sewing and other crafts, reading (predominantly novels,) I love horror movies. I prefer cheezy old ones to new ones. I can't stand torture porn.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I work full time in a job I really enjoy, but it takes up a lot of my time and energy.”
What's your dream job?
“I'd like to be an eccentric billionaire.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I am not funny. Nothing I do is funny.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“People who are fun, open minded, and have similar interests to me , also your mom.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I am generally against them.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“ I just deleted this because rofl who cares?”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Rock in general, classic, new, or otherwise. But, I really like most anything that has a good beat and catchy lyrics. I want to tap my toes! I want to sing along! I love fun music. Yankovic forever <3”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Occassional cosplayer. I don't watch a lot of anime lately but occasionally the urge consumes me and I all night whole series. I enjoy RPGs more than any other games.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Like the big girl I am I love RPGs, classic or otherwise. I like fighting games but I am a master at button mashing and a sore loser! I like to watch horror games but I don't usually play them.”
Dusty Pockets is currently piloting SERAPHIM MERMAID with Siglah
SERAPHIM MERMAID's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is to unleash surgical offense intended to embarrass the Kaiju by fucking up their heads. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Highway Sword, a plan to use a fucked-up, new violent sexual onslaught to hopefully end psoraisis. Cannot be damaged by violent attacks. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by wolves in the tranquil swamps of Dayton. Profoundly devastated by the conversion to Islam of her favorite hobo lover because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 19 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds battling for her life in a filthy youth hostel. Each sexual beat-down was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that her heart yearned for.Played first base for the Mets despite a total lack of bowel control because sometimes life is crazy like that.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite impregnating nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.In the aftermath of the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by her first grade teacher.Haters have described her robot piloting style as "embarrassing ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "awesome" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since my dad ravaged a bus-load of orphaned babies."Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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