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Age: 41Gender: MLocation: Los Angeles, CA
Joined: 14 years ago on 05/02/05Last Visit: 4 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 496 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm a bad man. I'm going to HELL. I deserve a shotgun blast to the chest, and have deserved most of the slaps I have recived over my lifetime”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I play Capoeira. I am in a folk-rock band, the Poxy boggards (www.poxyboggards.com). I like to go to goth/industrial clubs. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a pilates instuctor/ Sushi Chef/ Model/ Singer/ Bodhran (rhymes with moron) player. ”
What's your dream job?
“Ruler of the world.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I once accidentally climbed up a waterfall in Wales. ”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Interesting, open-minded people are the best. Add a bit of insanity and a disreguard for all things sensible and we will get along fine.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“great! what were we talking about?”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“La Porco Rosso, Nausicaa of the valley of the winds. Kiki's delivery service, Hellsing, Lupin the third, Ranma 1/2, Neia_7, ”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“14th-16th century polyphonic music, Industrial, Goth, Opera, Classical, Baroque, Romantic, Folk, New Wave, Celtic, synthpop, EBM, and anything upbeat and in a minor key (or modal).”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I have been watching anime, reading manga, and gaming for far too long.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I'm going to be at Anime Expo doing a sushi workshop.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Soul Caliber, Diablo II, Most White Wolf games, anything with sailing ships”
Sushicaddy is currently piloting THUNDERING SUNSHINE with hybrid.rainbow.x
THUNDERING SUNSHINE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform lightning-like offense intended to pulverize the Kaiju by fucking up their feelings. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Unicorn, during which most of Washington D.C. was destroyed in an effort to capture a living Kaiju. Often, commanding officers have been awestruck by the pilots' masturbation habits. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of encouragement and tough love. Somewhat devastated by the death of family dog while masturbating. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 5 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each joyful lesson was a step closer to the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.Schooled at the school of hard knocks where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a bull with sizzling passion, termed "Elegant Falcon Style", he soon gained the admiration of commanders.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid thing that legends are made of despite infuriating his copilot. Classified intel indicates most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected."Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything he taught you and react to the life or death situation at hand. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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