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Kapt Dai

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About Kapt Dai

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Fenton, MI

Joined: 15 years ago on 05/15/05
Last Visit: 2 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 35 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?”

What do you do for fun?

“Lately.... it's work work work.... Then go out to bars and drink w/ co-workers. Or go out on the lake and pirate around, and work on my sun-burn.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Make beer and work at my local rock radio station”

What's your dream job?

“Space Pirate Kapt'n and Space Brew-Master”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone of the homosapien persuasion”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Maybe.... if you're commited enough. Though I've had a couple, and they all failed....”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“To name a few - FLCL, Evangelion, Lain, Hellsing, One Piece, Paranoia Agent, Gurren Lagann, Dragonball”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“In my current rotation: kmfdm, alestorm, maximum the hormone, sts9, trampled by turtles, dungeon elite, armcannon, ghettobillies, flogging molly, tyr”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Mainly gaming - Every saturday, I go to a friends place and we have Neo-Jam. Which basically consists of my friend's 2 Sega AstroCity cabs, both running 2-D shooters or fighters”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“None right now.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“KOF series, PSO, StarCraft, Street Fighter, Castlevania series, Smash Bros, Final Fantasy Tactics, Pokemon Pearl/Red, Zelda, Earthbound, and anything that ever came out on the Dreamcast”

Steam Nickname


Other Online Gaming Info

“Starcraft II, PSO2”

Jaeger Assignment

Kapt Dai is currently piloting MINOTAUR OMEGA with pookie

MINOTAUR OMEGA's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Austistic Butt Stomp Flood
  • Somber Chainsaw

DOSSIER: Job is is to disable Kaiju and supply courageous blowjobs to soldiers. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Cumberbatch, a plan to use an experimental, ancient concentrated energy blast to end inflation. Certainly historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Flagrant Asskicking, during which most of Tokyo was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. At times, other Jaeger pilots have envied the pilots' dedication to partying. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without murdering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with some serious assholes in the affluent foothills of Seattle. Existence didn't really change much when imaginary friends were kidnapped by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 6 that he swore revenge. Decided to spend the next several hours trying to get laid in a filthy youth hostel. Each joyful moment was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that his sense of honor demanded.

Found himself by the school of life where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a drunken sailor with senseless passion, termed "Invincible Falcon Style", he soon gained the admiration of nudists.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing triumph despite "accidentally" killing the old lady down the block. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

In the aftermath of the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Head Badass by his first grade teacher.

"People need to understand, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything he taught you and react to the fucked-up situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you're fucked. Believe me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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