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About Bittersweet

Age: 37
Gender: F
Location: Woodbridge, VA

Joined: 14 years ago on 05/15/05
Last Visit: 9 years ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm pretty average. Short, a little 'extra curvy' and quite clumsy. Standard issue otaku geek with a love of all things slightly off beat. Crazy cat lady. And expecting my first in September when I join the ranks of the single mothers.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I love to read, probably to much. I spend a lot of time pretending that I'm a writter. COSPLAY! Addicted to Final Fantasy and button mashing video games. And wasting time with my friends is a big past time.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Pretty much a retail lackey, but I'm heading back to school for my teaching degree.”

What's your dream job?

“Published writter, Broadway actor or a cushy desk job when one of my friends takes over the world.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I once (at Katsucon) locked myself out of my hotel room wearing nothing (and I mean nothing) but a very thin and somewhat see through robe. Then I had to ride down 17 floors and accross the giant hotel loby to get help at the front desk.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone who can make me laugh and will listen when I start babbling.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I've had one before, they're hard but sometimes it can work if both people are willing to put in effort.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Trigun!! Mars, Hellsing, Hana yori dango, Fruits Basket, Fushigi Yuugi, X/1999, Witch Hunter Robin, Naruto, One Piece, Sailor Moon, Berserk, Lodoss War, Rayearth, Eacaflowne, Utena, Sakura Wars, Cowboy Bebop”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Pretty much all kinds. I'll listen to almost anything.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'm a big fangirl, love to watch anime and getting my friends into it as well. I play a lot of Final Fantasy and other RPG's. I'm always looking for good fanart to pin up around my house.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“AnimeUSA, Katsucon, AnimeNext and Otakon for now.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Soul Calibur, Final Fantasy (VI, VIII, X, X-2), Sonic the Hedgehog, DDR, Karoke Revoultion, X-Men Legends, Lord of the Rings”

Jaeger Assignment

Bittersweet is currently piloting MYSTERIOUS TYPHOON with Hagane_no_Shinobi

MYSTERIOUS TYPHOON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Breast-Mounted Beam
  • Magnificent Foot Nippletwister

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply suicidally-insane blowjobs to friendly forces, even during the frenzy of undercover lovemaking. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Heroic Freedom, a plan to use an experimental, ancient concentrated energy blast to prolong struggle against Kaiju. We can safely say historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Highway Hercules, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. In the past, spiritual advisors have envied the pilots' lovemaking abilities. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to cause incurable cancer unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with monks in the affluent swamps of Hell itself. Not all that affected by the Kaiju murder of grandmother while masturbating. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being she encountered. It was at the age of 19 that she swore revenge. Spent the next several years doing nothing in a secret comic book store. Each withering moment was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that her sense of honor demanded.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a painful recurring prolapse because of her burning passion to succeed.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of her mother. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was immediately promoted to potato peeler, first class by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "She'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if she started touching herself a little more. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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