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amalthea

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About amalthea

Age: 36
Gender: F
Location: Knoxville, TN

Joined: 14 years ago on 05/17/05
Last Visit: 11 years ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm a viking wench who enjoys rum! Clothes are optional.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“dye hair, sew garb, watch movies, play video games, read, act out musicals, sing, sleep”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“shower with David Hasselhoff for fun and profit, make bodices of +3 defense and corsets of +42 charisma, make plans to take over the world with my breasts, make baked goods that resemble private parts”

What's your dream job?

“being Indiana Jones”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“a dashboard Jesus on a spring (who was recently become unstuck and fallen off....silly Jesus)”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“nerdy people who enjoy life”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“not fun”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Inuyasha (yes I'm an addict), the classics like Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Wicked City, Ninja Scroll, Trigun, Hellsing etc etc”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“RENT, Phantom of the Opera, NIN, Elton John, Green Day, Bush, silverchair, Disney music, Moulin Rouge soundtrack, Queen, Rancid,Tori Amos, Wham! and other rock/punk/hardcore bands and showtunes”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“well there are the standards of watching anime and reading manga but recently I discovered the joys of tabletop rpg >:]”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Dragon-Con, Otakon, maybe one day of AnimeNext because its close to my parent's house”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Final Fantasy (all), Metroid (all), Mario Bros (all), Lego Star Wars, Tetris, Katamari Damacy, Mario Party, Golden Axe, Metal Slug”

Jaeger Assignment

amalthea is currently piloting CUPCAKE VOLCANO with MamaSkull

CUPCAKE VOLCANO's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Womb-Mounted Hockey Stick
  • Robust Groin Dropkick

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by multiplying their offensive capabilities. May be vulnerable to emotions. At times, media pundits have been awestruck by the pilots' choice of personal grooming habits. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will cause incurable cancer pretty much any time you even look at it. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they take a huge shit on the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with loving parents in the idyllic suburbs of Madagascar. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 23 that she swore revenge. As time progressed, she mastered the techniques of sexually transmitted diseases. Each erotic fuck-up was a step closer to the sensitive touching that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Found herself in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and has been making some pretty good progress.

"Buddy, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you think you know and react to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Trust me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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