Hil-Hil is currently piloting WOMBAT DANGER with eve101
WOMBAT DANGER's special combat abilities are known to include:
Breast-Mounted Gauntlet
Lion's Soup Ladle of Devastation
DOSSIER: Job is is to confuse Kaiju and supply courageous repair services to other Jaeger pilots. May be vulnerable to emotions. Perhaps that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Unyielding Hercules when the pilots sacrificed many psychopaths in order to save money on car insurance. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to sexual health.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of love and intellectual stimulation. Existence was transformed permanently when goldfish were kidnapped by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring here here. It was at the age of 19 that she discovered bathing. Each erotic day was a step away from the ultimate revenge that her heart yearned for.
Found herself at the school of hard knocks where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.
She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite annoying the shit out of her copilot. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.
When the dust settled after the touching battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people.
"Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you think you know and react to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Believe me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."
Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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