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About AJ

Age: 42
Gender: F
Location: San Jose, CA

Joined: 14 years ago on 06/07/05
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I set kitchens on fire. (I was trying to cook... needless to say, you don't want me feeding you.)”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Dance (the formal in-the-studio kind), sleep, play ice hockey, cosplay.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Work unfortunately. I haven't won the lottery yet... 'course I'd have to play first but that's a minor detail.”

What's your dream job?

“To not need to have one.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Ok, there's this sea mollusk who goes up to this sea cucumber...”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Sane. Sane is very much at the top of my list of requirements this time around. Fun to hang out with would be a close second.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Um... no.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Five Star Stories, Full Metal Panic, RG Veda, Bleach, Rose of Versailles.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Metallica, Evanescence, Psycho le Cemu, Moi dix Mois.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like watching people play video games and have been known to get dressed up like a cartoon character on weekends.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Yes I go... whatever is nearby in CA.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“RPGs cause I got no motor control to speak of. Side scrollers are ok though so Contra is a big yay.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“WoW (of course). I played FFXI for a bit and then decided I was tired of getting whomped by the sheep.”

Jaeger Assignment

AJ is currently piloting FERAL THUNDER with zendragon

FERAL THUNDER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Fearless Bash
  • Tiger's Suplex Raid

DOSSIER: Job is is to insult Kaiju and supply ferocious counseling services to other Jaegers. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Nightmare, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing nuclear weapon to ensure this war for human survival. Impervious to alcohol. Frequently, other Jaeger pilots have complimented the pilots' lovemaking abilities. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to lovemaking abilities.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was deeply in love with her. Profoundly aroused by the painful goiter loss of some shitty cat when all she wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that she had a sex change. Decided to spend the next several years battling for her life in a secret comic book store. Each enchanting day was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that her heart yearned for.

Slept with a village of hobos despite excessive body odor because her mother forced her to. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a scampering ferret with senseless sensuality, termed "Invincible Elephant Style", she soon gained the praise of hippies.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked failure despite killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by the President of what remained of the world.

"People need to understand, you can study the training videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there partying, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you learned and react to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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