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NomiJade

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About NomiJade

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Carson, CA

Joined: 9 years ago on 06/13/05
Last Visit: 4 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Stay a while and listen...”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“You mean that's not enough to base a life on?!”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Customer Service Supervisor”

What's your dream job?

“California Lottery multi-million dollar award winner and retiree”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Does the fact that I constantly assume I'm far shorter than I really am count as something I've done?”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“The kind with most their organs intact. In case I need a donor. Quick, give me your liver!”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They are a lot of work, but they can work, if you put the work into it.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Utena, Ranma, Bleach, Cowboy Beebop, Escaflowne”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I don't feel like updating this, meh. It changes. If you really wanted to know, you'd just ask me.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Anime, RPGs, MMORPGs, Rennaissance Faire, Comics, Sci-Fi, Fantasy”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Blizzcon 2011”

Into games? List your favorites!

“World of World of Warcraft, Vampire: The Masquerade, Iron Kingdoms, War Machine, Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo, City of Heroes, Hellgate: London, Eve Online, World of Darkness, Dragon Age”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Nomi Jade”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World of Warcraft, Eve Online, City of Villains, Starcraft”

Jaeger Assignment

NomiJade is currently piloting FERAL BADASS with team banzai

FERAL BADASS's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Magnificent Bodyslam Overload
  • Unstoppable Shoulder Uppercut of Devastation

DOSSIER: Job is to perform sporadic offense designed to pulverize the Kaiju by speed-humping their limbs. During the Battle Of Washington D.C., pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding lovemaking abilities. Often, media pundits have envied the pilots' combat effectivness. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by monks in the dangerous slums of Hell itself. Existence was transformed permanently when nipples were kidnapped by ninjas. It was at the age of 23 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several years trying to get laid in a filthy field. Each grueling beat-down was a step closer to being less of an asshole that her heart yearned for.

Truly blossomed at M.I.T. where she studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite killing the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she re-dedicated herself to essentially being a huge pussy and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

Haters have described her Jaeger tactics style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee ravaged your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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