Shouchouji is currently piloting LUSTY WILDEBEEST with thy_avatar
LUSTY WILDEBEEST's special combat abilities are known to include:
Penis-Mounted Knuckles
Laser Whip of Satisfaction
DOSSIER: Job is to unleash sporadic offense intended to disable the Kaiju by murdering their children. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unstoppable Derelict, a plan to use a fucked-up, new boner pill to decisively end this war for human survival. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was deeply in love with her. Not all that affected by the conversion to Islam of father when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Spent the next several years fucking people up in a secret warehouse. Each joyful yeast infection was a step toward being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a total lack of bowel control because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a bull with sizzling brutality, termed "Elegant Falcon Style", he soon gained the admiration of his master.
During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of Whoopi Goldberg. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was covered in blood.
Refusing to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to drinking a lot and has no fucking idea what he's doing.
Haters have described his sensual kissing style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest stuff since Gen. George Patton destroyed all of my friends."
Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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