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Shouchouji

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About Shouchouji

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: Tokyo, Japan

Joined: 14 years ago on 06/21/05
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Sup Bitches! I'm a media powerhouse that does it all graphic & web design, photographer, social media coordinator, and writer. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Listen to Drum N Bass, Write, podcast, taking photos, play soccer, travel, avoiding sobriety”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“College Student, Freelance Photographer, Security Guard, Consultant, Tax Preparer”

What's your dream job?

“Being an English teacher in Japan!”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“At a workshop at my college's radio station I almost sent out an Emergency Broadcast Signal to the Tri-State Area (NY,NJ,CT). ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People who are not assholes and/or stuck-up douches. If you're cool with me I'm cool with you, simple!”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“It could work out with enough time, patience, trust, and money. ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Shakugan no Shana, Capeta, Weiss Kreuz, Black Lagoon, Bleach, Initial D, Saber Marionette J, X, Grappler Fighter Baki, GTO, Roujin Z, Rurouni Kenshin, Flame of Recca, FLCL, Burn Up, Dominion Tank Police, Outlaw Star. This is barely 1% of my list.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Drum N Bass, Trance, Alternative, Jpop, Jrock, Anime, Game, Movie Soundtracks”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching Anime, Collecting Manga and Doujin, Playing Yu-Gi-Oh!, Writing articles on Japanese pop culture, and working on my Thesis for Journalism School on Anime. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Animazement '13, Anime Next '13, Otakon '13”

Into games? List your favorites!

“JSRF(Jet Set Radio Future) and the original JSR(Jet Set Radio), Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2, Halo and Halo2, FIFA '10, Sega GT(Arcade), Kinetica, Street Fighter Third Strike, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy VII, Parasite Eve, and much more”

Steam Nickname

“Shouchouji”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Shouchouji”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Gears of War”

Jaeger Assignment

Shouchouji is currently piloting LUSTY WILDEBEEST with thy_avatar

LUSTY WILDEBEEST's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Penis-Mounted Knuckles
  • Laser Whip of Satisfaction

DOSSIER: Job is to unleash sporadic offense intended to disable the Kaiju by murdering their children. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unstoppable Derelict, a plan to use a fucked-up, new boner pill to decisively end this war for human survival. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was deeply in love with her. Not all that affected by the conversion to Islam of father when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Spent the next several years fucking people up in a secret warehouse. Each joyful yeast infection was a step toward being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a total lack of bowel control because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a bull with sizzling brutality, termed "Elegant Falcon Style", he soon gained the admiration of his master.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of Whoopi Goldberg. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was covered in blood.

Refusing to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to drinking a lot and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

Haters have described his sensual kissing style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest stuff since Gen. George Patton destroyed all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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