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Miz

Buster Machine No. 4141
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About Miz

Age: 27
Gender: M
Location: Export, PA

Joined: 9 years ago on 06/23/05
Last Visit: 3 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I heard there were hookers here. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I play a lot of DDR, Guitar Hero and Dreamcast.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I bring chaos and disorder to innocent, unexpecting farm animals.”

What's your dream job?

“Getting paid to do absolutely nothing. Either that, or get payed to play Guitar Hero”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have a hat from Wendy's from 1981 that says Where's the Beef?”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone with superhuman powers”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're very difficult. However, no matter how far away from someone, it's always nice to know that someone loves you.. :)”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Love Hina and Eva!”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Metal, J-Rock, Feelgood music, J-pop, mostly Dir en grey, Opeth, Coheed and Cambria, Trivium, Pantera, TMR, Kagrra and Cobra Starship”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Evangelion, Cat Soup, Love Hina, Ah! My goddess, etc.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“ALTERED BEAST. Any 2D Castlevania game, Shining Force I and II, Metroid Prime, DDR, Guitar Hero and Phantasy Star IV”

Jaeger Assignment

Miz is currently piloting BROKEN MAJESTY with caitlin

BROKEN MAJESTY's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Hawk's Baseball Bat
  • Lusty Elbow Kick

DOSSIER: Role is is to confuse Kaiju and supply much-needed repair services to other Jaeger pilots. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unyielding Derelict, a plan to use an experimental, secret nuclear weapon to hopefully end Obamacare. Frequently, homeless men have expressed concern over the pilots' masturbation habits. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to sexual health.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of cocaine and church-going. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Gradually, he learned the techniques of martial arts. Each sexual moment was a step closer to being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.

Played first base for the Mets despite a painful recurring prolapse because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing triumph despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Deciding to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and is basically doing alright.

"Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there partying, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Believe me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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