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Age: 33Gender: FLocation: Los Angeles, CA
Joined: 14 years ago on 06/29/05Last Visit: 4 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 780 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“i'm naughty by nature, not cuz i hate ya.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“eat cake, read lots of books, sew, ?????, profit!”
What's your dream job?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“GTO, Fruits Basket, Azumanga Daioh, Paradise Kiss, Gokinjo Monogatari, Nana”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“mostly i read everything i can get my hands on”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“kingdom hearts and final fantasies, i am bad at video games.”
cake xplozion is currently piloting WONDROUS SUNSET with TrigunnerSyphon
WONDROUS SUNSET's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply suicidally-insane massages to friendly forces, even during the frenzy of undercover brawls. May be vulnerable to bad advice. In the past, the pilots' parents have wished that the pilots would improve their general cleanliness. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Existence was transformed permanently when goldfish were seduced by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 5 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Soon, she totally failed to unlock the secrets of baking. Each erotic moment was a step toward the sensitive touching that her parents expected from her.Unlocked her inner unicorn by the school of life where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.Deciding to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected."The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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