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Age: 40Gender: FLocation: Sparks Glencoe, MD
Joined: 15 years ago on 07/05/05Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“life is all about crazy”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“kung fu, sewing, napping, reading, confusing people, designing stuff”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“graphic designer and fine art”
What's your dream job?
“somehow having someone pay for me to travel the world or a job where i could just read all day”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“i like to do back walk-overs when i'm drunk...”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“people to have adventures with and laugh a lot”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“guess you can't write anything off”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“love hina, blade of the immortal, death note, saikano, gantz, addicted to curry”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“dnb, downtempo, jazz, classical, punk, dub, indie, hip-hop, rock and roll(esp. 50s 60s), a little of pretty much everything”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“everything and anything i have time for...video games, cosplay, anime, etc.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“jsr, jsrf, zelda, yoshi's island, katamari, mah jong, ninja town, hello kitty panda plympics, cooking mama”
XBox Live! Gamertag
nekoattak is currently piloting SWEATY PUNCHER with Izeekial
SWEATY PUNCHER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is to unleash overwhelming offense intended to insult the Kaiju by murdering their brains. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Ragnarok, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient fried chicken recipe to hopefully end this war for human survival. Perhaps that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Final Rimjob when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of cancer patients in order to save this one guy nobody even likes. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they break the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by monks in the peaceful swamps of Seattle. Greatly affected by the painful goiter loss of her favorite hobo lover guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being she encountered. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Soon, she mastered the secrets of flower arranging. Each enchanting yeast infection was a step closer to being less of an asshole that her parents expected from her.Was accepted to Harvard despite a painful recurring prolapse because of her immense determination.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite infuriating her copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.When the dust settled after the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by God himself."Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you learned and react to the fucked-up situation at hand. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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