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Zanial

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About Zanial

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Van Nuys, CA

Joined: 9 years ago on 07/21/05
Last Visit: 38 days ago
Type: Lifetime Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: Never!

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm an easy going guy that supposedly smells good.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I like to be a cheap bastard and not spend any money. I also like bowling (on sunday mornings when it's half price)”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Fuck NovaLogic. Presently doing Product Support and Development but it pays well.”

What's your dream job?

“Uh.... no idea? I'd be working towards a specific goal if I knew what it was.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have a goofy hat collection. I figure if I'm going to look like an idiot in hats I might as well have hats that take the attention away from me and put it on my head.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'm up for meeting just about anyone. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“As long as distance is only a temporary obstacle then it can be overcome. Just one more thing that has the potential to make the relationship stronger.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Dai Mahou Touge, Black Lagoon, Mushi-Shi, Samurai Champloo”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I like music. Pretty much all of it.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I dabble in Cosplay, mostly Video Game related. I've been gaming for years so it's a general topic of interest for me.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Anime Con Carne.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Oh jesus. Don't open that can of worms.”

Steam Nickname

“Zanial”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Zanial”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Whatever happens to be free or in beta at the time. WoW, Undead Rogue named Zanial on Kilrogg.”

Jaeger Assignment

Zanial is currently piloting PATRIOT MAYHEM with aUdioquark

PATRIOT MAYHEM's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Raging Flamethrower
  • Hornet's Scissor

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support friendly forces by augmenting their offensive power. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by robots in the idyllic swamps of Seattle. Deeply aroused by the murder of his favorite hobo lover because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 23 that he had a sex change. Reluctantly spent the next several years battling for his life in a hidden homeless shelter. Each erotic fuck-up was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that his heart yearned for.

Unlocked his inner unicorn at M.I.T. where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid affair despite "accidentally" killing his best friend. Due to his actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was angrily promoted to General by by popular demand.

Critics have described his combat aptitude style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee invaded your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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