Okay, you want to know why Season 4 is great? Because someone just pointed out this joke to me (and it has to be intentional):

Episode 1 where you know GOB is sleeping with someone in the model home. They are never shown on camera and GOB slips Michael a forget me now. You know the event is going to be explained later but you're left wondering who GOB's latest tiny huge mistake is.
















DID SOMEBODY SAY "WONDER"?

This is a reply to the thread "I will puke ALL OVER YOUR THREAD, sir!" by Amanda, posted in Otaku Chat

Automatic monthly deduction from the IRS just showed up on my bank statement and since it's only about half of the usual deduction that means that I'm done paying my back taxes.

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

This is the kinda thought that I have after getting back from Burning Man and for a a hot minute I think "Who WOULDN'T want to wear pants with giant pockets, a MOLLE vest and kefiah? It's just so practical! I should dress like this all the time!" then the reasonable part of my brain kicks in and says "There is a time and a place, son."

This is a reply to the thread "Goggles - Why does everyone not wear them always?" by Vortex, posted in Gen. Chat

John Booty said:
I'm sure Sean (Stuntcock) has fathered at least ten or twenty kids on here, too.

Not that I know of but let me know when "Absentee Father's Day" is so I can send some thank you letters to the men out there who made all of these beautiful girls so desperate for approval from a paternal figure.

This is a reply to the thread "Father's Day..." by Fievel, posted in Gen. Chat

I really didn't enjoy the movie all that much. I had zero emotional investment in the characters that were supposed to be adding a sense of urgency to the struggle between demi-gods (the staff of the planet) and the movie was oppressively serious in tone.

But I will admit to LOVING the fact that even with bleeding edge alien etch-a-sketch technology, most likely based on alien computing via the resonance of crystals and employing virtual intelligence someone still found a way to hack a mainframe.

This is a reply to the thread "Man Of Steel" by SpeedBrkr, posted in Otaku Chat

Oh yeah, this is public now. Might as well contribute to the thread.

http://www.ouya.tv/...w-killing-floor-game-coming-to-ouya/

This is a reply to the thread "OUYA? Booyah!" by Chrispy, posted in Otaku Chat

Not to be confused with our OTHER cooking to-do list thread.

http://otakubooty.com/...p;tab=12&page=1&action=st

This is a reply to the thread "Cooking To-do List" by tachikoma, posted in Fatty Talk

Tumblr has already been hard at work.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

Wow, you're jumping right from into to cooking to the advanced classes, ain't you?

This is a reply to the thread "Naked cooking" by tachikoma, posted in Pee Chat

You're gay now, bro. No takes backsies.

This is a reply to the thread "FOP Weirdness" by Wookiee Nipple Pinchy, posted in Site Issues

There was a discussion lately on my facebook wall about the season two finale of Rasputin vs Stalin and how it is hands down the funniest one that they've done.

I had to watch it about 3 times to absorb every joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2z0nrsQ8o

This is a reply to the thread "Epic rap battles of history" by Grave, posted in Gen. Chat

Way to be, Craster.

This is a reply to the thread "Pregnant ladies: have a beer" by Kirei the Klown, posted in News & For Sale

Well, suddenly that cruise to the Dominican Republic seems pretty weak tea.

Translation: I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU!

This is a reply to the thread "I JUST GOT A JOB IN MADRID, SPAIN!" by tachikoma, posted in Pee Chat

Put a game in a box two days early.

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

Put A Bird On It! said:
Hah, also just noticed the guy playing young Barry Zuckercorn is Henry Winkler's son.

OH GOD!

SERIOUSLY?

I WAS TELLING YOU "I don't know what it is about this guy, he's not The Fonze but he has so many features of a young Winkler!"

This is a reply to the thread "I will puke ALL OVER YOUR THREAD, sir!" by Amanda, posted in Otaku Chat

Yeah, I agree with people when they watch the first handful of episodes and say "Wow, this isn't incredible" but people need to really watch at least one Tobias episode and one GOB episode before they write off the season.

Going back and watching the first few episodes was also more entertaining once you're able to see the joke setups.

This is a reply to the thread "I will puke ALL OVER YOUR THREAD, sir!" by Amanda, posted in Otaku Chat

Yeah, the guy at the local Creole place that rotates in craft beer recommended that Imperial Stout. Pretty awesome!

This is a reply to the thread "Getting small! (OB not-quite-so-fat thread)" by A Study in Pink, posted in Gen. Chat

This comes up from time to time.

The middle click does this in every modern browser. Do that. Then John doesn't have to code a feature into the site that your browser already supports.

This is a reply to the thread "Open links in new window?" by Grave, posted in Site Issues

This is one of those situations where the advances in industry are going to cause people with an investment in something, political or financial, to take notice.

As 3-D printing advances people are going to let it evolve itself naturally until the interests of a lobbying group or powerful company are piqued. Once that happens people are going to step in and attempt to further the interests of their group. It's no different than De Beers having an interest in the development of synthetically created flawless diamonds.

Predictably enough these companies aren't going to take notice when s ...

This is a reply to the thread "3D printing a firearm" by Amanda, posted in News & For Sale

Yo, I'm a couple of days late to this party but Macross II was far and away the worst Macross.

I'm serious. By a large fucking margin. Doug knows what's up.

This is a reply to the thread "What is the Worst Anime you seen?" by DoomGuy360, posted in Otaku Chat

ISTJ

The J is for "Judging".

This is a reply to the thread "fuck yeah cognitive functions!" by Amanda, posted in Gen. Chat

All animes are the worst anime I've ever seen.

This is a reply to the thread "What is the Worst Anime you seen?" by DoomGuy360, posted in Otaku Chat

I'm really glad they got to that scene with Jamie just because it's going to be excellent fodder for Arrested Westeros.

This is a reply to the thread "HBO's Game of Thrones" by A Study in Pink, posted in Otaku Chat

Close to 48 hours later and I'm STILL chuckling over "Our Pounding Fathers".

This is a reply to the thread "Holy shit, look at these fabrics." by John Booty, posted in Gen. Chat

Had a lot of fun seeing it. A couple of great scenes that payed homage to the original and enough changes to keep things fresh and suspend disbelief.

This is a reply to the thread "Evil Dead (reboot)" by Killian, posted in Otaku Chat

http://amzn.com/B00BW7ZYGK

25 bucks for the base game and season pass for PC via Amazon.
10 bucks for the season pass.

This is a reply to the thread "Borderlands 2" by Chrispy, posted in Otaku Chat

Humble Weekly Sale for this week is, you guessed it, the Tripwire Interactive bundle.

http://www.humblebundle.com/weekly

1 dollar for Red Orchestra 1 & 2 AND the soundtrack for both.

Pay above the average and get Killing Floor along with ALL the DLC plus the previously unavailable soundtrack. Currently the average is 3 dollars so pick it up even if you already have Killing Floor and just want some DLC on the incredibly cheap!

This is a reply to the thread "ITT: Awesome games on sale for dirt cheap" by Ryan the Lion, posted in Otaku Chat

Welcome to my world every year you CA twats leisurely drive out to TTITD like it ain't no thang.

<3

This is a reply to the thread "Fuck you and this Chicago bullshit" by SpicyBabyOctopus, posted in Pee Chat

Do not take advantage of your company's 401k matching or pre-tax flex spending accounts!

This is a reply to the thread "I'm only in my 20s for 30 more days." by Tulip O'Hare, posted in Pee Chat

Steam. Working on my 3rd 50. Happy to farm bosses with folks.

This is a reply to the thread "Borderlands 2" by Chrispy, posted in Otaku Chat