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Miso Horny

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About Miso Horny

Age: 41
Gender: F
Location: Glendale, CA

Joined: 14 years ago on 08/01/05
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Shhhhhhhhh, shhhhhhh.................. just let it happen.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“cool stuff”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“stuff and more stuff”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“people that aren't into Anime or comic books, or art, cause what's that about?”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Good if you aren't into bathing?”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“stuff and stuff”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“yeah I like music, the good kind”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“....whatever”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“uhhhhhh”

Jaeger Assignment

Miso Horny is currently piloting HAWK DRAGON with MaxJenius

HAWK DRAGON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Diligent Hockey Stick
  • Quadruple-Bodycheck Tantrum Seizure

DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply strategic offense intended to insult the Kaiju by fucking up their feelings. Everybody agrees: these pilots are admirable and have one purpose, which is to explode some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a travelling Gypsy. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Existence threw a fucking curveball when parents were seduced by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each joyful fuck-up was a step toward the ultimate revenge that her parents expected from her.

Schooled at M.I.T. where she studied her own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite falling in love with basically everybody. Classified intel indicates most of the town was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

Refusing to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to curing AIDS and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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